Well with that attitude it will
Think of it this way, oh Wendy, dear. If you expect everything in the world come your way all the time, because you expecting big is such great fun, and then those big plans fall through you’re not gonna feel great about it, are you? Expect very little to come and then anything that goes better than you thought it would will leave you feeling happy and grateful for what you’ve got.
It’s better to expect too much than too little
And then be disappointed when it all goes to shit? No thanks.
It is rather impressive. Ah, I’m sure that can be arranged! I don’t know, if you want a free drink, reunion really seems like your best bet. They must be around here somewhere.
I sincerely hope so. There weren’t as many… festivities as I was expecting, actually. But then again, I think I’ve seen about 40 children running around batshit and driving their parents up the wall.
Everyone has ended up so genuinely successful, how did that even happen? And I’m still making a living off of bird houses and tree houses. And there are so many babies! Babies everywhere! And everyone probably has a giant house and tons of money to spend on shit they don’t need and why can’t I just be happy with what I have?! I shouldn’t even have to come to this thing, I knew this would happen.
I don’t think so, no. Anyway, were you looking for something or just generally marvelling the… well, the size of the campus?
Always marveling the size. And also sort of looking for where I can get a free drink, because surely at a reunion there’s free drink and food, right?
There was tree house here?
Yeah! I built one when I started here.
I wonder if the tree house is still there. It better be.